Oluwa Blanco "Line Don't Ring"

“Real niggas in my circle. Why you sad you ain’t in? Why you sad?”

Oluwa Blanco is a North-West Londoner infamous for her Youtube channel, opinions and dripping too hard… but she goes harder on her debut track “Line Don’t Ring” which is filled with too many lines to easily use on a babe or impersonator any day.

“I’m that fat bitch, that slick bitch, that rich bitch. Now chat shit bitch! I take your man on a bummy day bitch…”

It seems despite being fat, Oluwa Blanco has much bigger and better things to offer and in turn can still take other people’s man when not at her best. This may be due to her slickness, or possibly due to Blanco being a rich bitch as everyone loves, even if it’s to envy, one of those.  She is also cute which helps attracting non-single men too.

“Your man broke and that’s alright. I don’t fight for man, I’m alright.”

Blanco, being a true boss babe finds the financial status of another babe’s man irrelevant, especially as he belongs to someone else. Your business is your business the good and the bad, as a boss babe will always ensure she is at least “alright” on her own. Being a true babe like any hot spice or the artist Spice, fighting over man (which included for him) is a no go, just something that could never be apart of a true boss babe’s way of living… Newsflash: It’s embarrassing for you and him.

“YSL when we light shopping. Harvey Nics for a real suttin. Balenciaga that’s real drip. When I smoke weed I cop the whole zip”

It is clear Oluwa Blanco is a boss babe that likes the finer and designer things in life. Naming dropping a list of popular brands throughout the song like “Balenciaga” that can also be seen in the video, suggests she is telling the truth. Ensuring she indulges in her desires copping the whole zip is often necessary to create ease long term, versus buying smaller bits more regular, she shops big brands and big bags, of all kinds.  

“You a bitch boy. Feds spin? Bet you go and sing”

Basically, Blanco is insulting peoples character for fun fuelled with what she believes, as she bets the “bitch boy” will snitch by speaking to the police and tell on other people, but that’s only if they were picked up.

“You say you’re a trapper, why your line don’t ring?”

The key focus of the song is to question what these self-proclaimed trappers truly are (besides just that), as it makes no sense being a trapper when the role consists of having a phone line that is consistently ringing at a steady pace. Without a phone ringing often, it suggests you have minimal business and maybe should seeks dreams in another field besides trapping, as they fail to fit the necessary requirements… Or try harder.

“Bitch broke she a lil’ thief, cant bring her dusty ass ‘round the G’s, need a soap and a good clean. Bring a square come join the team.”

Oluwa Blanco, like a true child of God, the highest king of kings and most gracious above all man, seems to give advice for a bummy Brookes bitch or maybe just a BROKE bitch to fix up herself and her wealth. Using soap as part of a good clean, in conjunction with warmer water can do wonders for ones life, as it’s said to help prevent the spread of co-vid even, but even colder water with the right amount of soap can make a dramatic improvement.

“Line Don’t Ring” is a timeless bop for any boss babe to vibe to, especially if the babe is fat. The lyrics are relatable, catchy and riddled with jokes, like the self-proclaimed trappers. I know it is definitely a song that’ll find it’s way into any and every new year I’m living as it is a boss babe anthem.

 

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